my lunch betrayed me

New Rule #2

Food products, especially individually packaged food that come with the assumption that you are going to eat the whole thing, are no longer allowed to tell the calories per serving of their product and then decide that the package is 2 servings. An individually wrapped quesadilla can not list on the back that it is 340 calories per serving if a serving is HALF the quesadilla. No, if I open the damn quesadilla and microwave it, you can assume I'm eating the WHOLE quesadilla and therefore that is a serving. 680 calories you bastards! This new rule change will prevent the following from happening: Eating an absolutely delicious chicken and cheese quesadilla from Costco almost everyday for lunch and raving about the fact that its "Only 340 calories!" only to find out after consuming about 200 of them that I was in fact shoving 680 calories down my throat on a daily basis because the idiots actually expect me to believe they thought people were cutting the frozen quesadilla in half and only eating half at a time.